Companion interview in K Composite No.9, page 209-210

Born 06 May 1981 in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
5' 5", 120 lbs., hazel eyes
Favorite Atari game: None

Regan Brennan is a Canadian. That’s right. A Canadian. This makes her the first goddamn foreigner to be interviewed in K Composite. Probably not the last, the way they’re all coming here, takin’ all our damn jobs. On top of that, she has no favorite Atari game, and she even goes so far as to mention some other system called Nintendo. Never heard of it. Of course, we’re just kidding about all this. Regan is an awesome girl who loves the sunshine. She’s working toward a career in photojournalism.

IF A WOMAN REMARRIES AFTER A DIVORCE SHOULD SHE HAVE ANOTHER BRIDAL SHOWER?

I depends on the situation, because she would probably already have everything that she needed from her previous marriage, like pots and pans, et cetera. But if she didn't, I don't see why not.

PROVIDE INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR OCCUPATION, THE EXTENT OF YOUR SCHOOLING, AND YOUR FUTURE PLANS.

I have been in French language schools all my life but recently, I moved out on my own to attend Seed, an alternative school for photography in Toronto to finish my last year of high school. I have a part time job at Club Monaco and aspire to attend university for photojournalism next fall.

IF SOMEONE WERE COMPLIMENTING THE WAY YOU LOOK, WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING TERMS WOULD YOU PREFER TO BE DESCRIBED AS. CHOOSE AS MANY AS APPLY: CUTE, PRETTY, HOT, COYOTE UGLY, OKAY, ATTRACTIVE, SEXY, SOPHISTICATED, CHEAP, SLUTTY, WOULDN'T KICK HER OUT OF BED, DELICIOUS, RAD, AWESOME, GIRL NEXT DOOR, SMART LOOKING, ADEQUATE, LOOKS LIKE A MODEL, VIXEN, LIBRARIANESQUE.

Cute and sexy.

WHERE IS MUHAMMAD ALI FROM?

Louisville.

HOW IMPORTANT IS IT TO YOU TO BE CONSIDERED COOL BY OTHER PEOPLE YOUR AGE?

Oh, very important, that is why I get up every morning.

HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR PERSON RIGHT NOW?

None.

WHO IS MORE GRUNGE, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS OR MOTHER THERESA?

Stone Temple Pilots, I guess?

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE INDEPENDENCE OF QUEBEC, AND HOW DO YOU THINK IT WOULD AFFECT THE PSYCHE OF THE CANADIAN NATION?

I do not think that it would affect the rest of the Canadian nation as much as it would affect Quebec itself. I think that if Quebec were to separate, it would give the province independence and power to create a happier place for the people of Quebec to live.

AS A GENERAL RULE, ARE CANADIANS
OFFENDED BY JOKES ABOUT CANADA FROM AMERICANS?

No, not really.

AS A LITTLE GIRL, WHAT WAS YOUR BIGGEST DREAM?

I wanted to be a hairdresser.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

When I grow up, [I want to] live on the beach and take pictures.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I would be more patient.

WHAT HAS BEEN THE MOST DEFINING MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE?

Moving out on my own.

HOW DOES LOUISVILLE COMPARE WITH YOUR HOMETOWN?

Louisville is much cleaner and people are much more friendly, but there is not as much diversity.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BATTERY SIZE?

My favorite battery size would definitely have to be AA because that is the battery size that I use most of the time.

IS O.J. INNOCENT OR GUILTY?

Guilty.

PAPER OR PLASTIC?

Paper, recyclable.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM, BESIDES EARTH, AND WHY?

Venus because that is where women come from.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN YOU FOUND OUT ABOUT KURT COBAIN’S DEATH?

Listening to Nirvana.

DO YOU THINK COURTNEY LOVE KILLED HIM OR HAD HIM KILLED?

Definitely had him killed.

IF YOU HAD YOUR OWN COUNTRY, WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?

America!

HOW OFTEN DO YOU GO SWIMMING AND FOR WHAT REASONS?

I go swimming two or three times a week because I enjoy the sport and the exercise.

MAC OR PC?

PC.

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.

My parents are divorced and have been for about fifteen years. My mom is an elementary school teacher that enjoys shopping and hanging out by the pool and my father is a lawyer in a small town and he enjoys playing hockey and traveling.

DEFINE ENTERTAINMENT.

Entertainment is a way of passing the time by either entertaining yourself or somebody else. Having fun, I guess.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

I fear goats.