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Companion interview in
K Composite No. 9, pages 226-229
Born 10 April 1972 in Chicago,
Illinois
1.82 m, 76 kg, blue eyes
Favorite Atari game: Megamania
Christopher
Jason Reinstatler (whose friends call him “The Hört”) likes to have a good
time and laugh about funny things. He often has a demeanor along
the lines of Super Dave Osborne, so while he’s in the thick
of the comedy, he is acting like he doesn’t know that something
is funny... which just makes it funnier. He was born in Chicago,
and lived in Cresaptown MD, Boston, Cincinnati, and Toledo, before
moving to his current homebase, Louisville. The Hört co-owns
a t-shirt screenprinting business and enjoys life at home with his
dog, a Boxer named Satchmo. He was interviewed for K Composite
in 2000.
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
MOVIE?
Ever? Favorite movie ever... [13 seconds] Probably "Brewster's Millions."
[laughter] You like that movie? Is it bringing back some funny memories
for you? [laughter] No, that's a good movie...
I'M JUST REMEMBERING MY FAVORITE PART OF IT, WHICH WAS...
The end? The credits.
THE TRAILER. THAT'S ALL I EVER SAW...
No, I don't have a favorite movie, there's just a lot that I like. Quite
a few that I like a lot. Recent ones that I thought were really good...
"Good Will Hunting" I still think is really, really good. "Gross
Pointe Blank" is real good and real funny. "Caddyshack"
is a funny, funny movie.
TED KNIGHT.
Rodney Dangerfield... playing Journey out on the golf course... is amazing.
DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT.
"Billy Madison." Real good. I'll stop there.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT DRINKIN NITE?
Drinkin Nite is a blast about 80% of the time. Sometimes it falls apart.
I love rolling with the SO's and going out. Causing some trouble on Drinkin
Nite. We roll hard with the Matador, the Big C, Tower, Snake. And, yeah,
sometimes we get into some trouble here and there. But sometimes some
people drop out and it's not as fun. Snake and V-Dog don't get there and
it's kind of average if they're not there. And sometimes you're not there,
sometimes I'm not there. But when everybody's together it's amazing. It's
a great, great group of people who like to drink a little bit and have
a little bit of fun. We make much party.
WHAT'S WITH PUTTING $5 IN THE DAMN JUKEBOX?
[laughs] I'll tell you what's with that is I like to hear my songs there.
They have a lot of good songs on that jukebox, and I like to play them.
Sometimes you hear some really bad music there and I don't like to hear
that, because I know there's real good music there. So yeah I play 35
songs I think you get for five dollars. It's a real good deal. That's
why I do it, I guess. Because, actually, it was a mistake the first time
I did it. I gave the guy a ten or something, at the bar, and I just shoved
my change in my pocket, then I was going to play some songs, and I just
put... I didn't look at it... and it popped up as 35 songs, and I was
like, "Wow, that's 35 songs." And I tried to play the same
song 14 times in a row, and it wouldn't let me do it. It only played
it once. One time. Not even twice.
IF YOU WERE A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER, WOULD YOU WEAR OVERALL STYLE TIGHTS,
A BODYSUIT, PANTS STYLE TIGHTS, OR A SPEEDO?
What do the "pants style" consist of? No shirt and just pants?
NO SHIRT AND JUST PANTS.
I'd do the body. Full body.
LIKE CAIN?
Exactly. Except he has one arm exposed and the rest... I'd want both of
my arms covered. It'd be a full body suit, and I'd probably wear a mask,
too.
OH YEAH. YOU'VE GOT TO WEAR A MASK. YOU DON'T SEE ENOUGH OF THOSE ANYMORE.
You really don't.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE FAMOUS.
Yeah, yeah. But you know, if you wear a mask and you start losing... take
a couple months off, come back without the mask, nobody knows who the
hell you were.
YEAH, OR THEN IF YOU GET REAL FAMOUS WITH THE MASK...
You can have two people. You can just be two people at the same time.
You could wrestle twice a night.
GET FAMOUS AS BOTH OF THEM, AND THEN WHEN YOU GET DE-MASKED... "OH!
IT'S THAT GUY!"
Exactly. Exactly. That would work real well. Maybe wear a wig or something.
That would work.
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