WARNING:

Before you proceed to view our hilarious collection of
ficticious bumperstickers, be forewarned that some people
may find some of these stickers to be objectionable.

If you are easily offended, or if you are a woman or a midget,
please visit another area of our site.

That "woman or a midget" part was a test. If you're still reading, you passed!

Our expert team of crack whores and unwed mothers have skillfully crafted
this collection of 52 gut-busting stickers for your delight.

Some of the stickers are parodies on such classics as
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance"
or the timeless "Don't blame me, I voted for Anderson!"
and the always uplifting "I smoke and I vote."

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